Szczecin – formerly known by its more pronounceable German name, Stettin – is a port city in northwestern Poland and home to two peculiar snacks. They’re called ''pasztecik szczeciński ''and'' paprykarz szczeciński'', pronounced: ''pash-<small>TEH</small>-cheek shcheh-<small>CHEEN</small>-skee ''and'' pahp-<small>RIH</small>-kash shcheh''-… oh, you know what, never mind, forget it; let’s just call them '''PS1''' and '''PS2''', alright?