What did the little hare say when running through the woods?
“Mushrooms all, gather for war, the Great Mushroom War!”
Scaber Stalk thus answered him, “Me, I’m young and bachelor still,
So I’m not going to war, the Great Mushroom War!”
Saffron Milk Cap then replied, “I’m a maiden and that’s why
I shall not be going to war, the Great Mushroom War!”
Slippery Jack, the good-for-nought, told the hare just what he thought,
“I don’t feel like going to war, the Great Mushroom War!”
King Bolete said, standing tall, “I’m the colonel of them all,
So I shall be going to war, the Great Mushroom War!”
Oh no no no no no no! The shrooms will not march to war,
So I'll stomp the Stumpers down and dice all the rest!