| No one I know has had cervical cancer, but I can imagine that if it had been seen by somebody else, they might have been well upset. As it was, I quickly lost my appetite; the meaning doesn’t exactly encourage you to order anything, does it?
| źródło = Owen Durray, quoted in: [ {{Cyt | tytuł = TranslateMedia | nazwisko r = Bhana | imię r = Yusuf | rozdział = Polish Restaurant Offers Cervical Cancer on Menu Due to Translation Error | adres rozdziału = https://www.translatemedia.com/translation-blog/polish-restaurant-offers-cervical-cancer-on-menu-due-to-translation-error]/ | data = 3 May 2013 }} }}
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[[File:zupa-z-raków_3.jpg|thumb|<s>Cervical cancer</s> crayfish soup is a 19th-century Polish classic.]]
The restaurant's spokesperson said they would be "having a word with [their] translator". By which, I suppose, they meant they would be trying to hold a conversation with Google Translate.
Let's see what happened here , step by step. The original Polish name for the key ingredient is ''"szyjki rakowe"'' (pronounced: {{pron|shiy|kee}} {{pron|Rah|kaw|veh}}). ''"Szyjki"'' could be literally translated as "little necks", but in this case it refers to crayfish tails (which, technically, are neither tails nor necks, but [https://aquariumbreeder.com/crayfish-external-anatomy/ abdomina]). ''"Rak"'', the Polish word for crayfish, is also used for most of the things which the English language refers to by the Latin word for "crab", that is, "cancer" – such as the Zodiac sign and, yes, the disease too. And specifically, ''"rak szyjki macicy"'', or "cancer of the neck of the womb", is the Polish medical term for cervical cancer. ''"Szyjki rakowe"'' and ''"rak szyjki"'' may look and sound similar, but the difference in meaning is that between delicious and disgusting.
In any case, if you haven't sampled crayfish soup, then you definitely should give this classic Polish dish a try! Throwing the poor crustaceans live into boiling water may seem cruel, but it's actually the most humane way of killing them as they die instantly.