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After the cold starter it's time for a hot one: ''pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą'', or dumplings with spinach and, um… celebration?
 
After the cold starter it's time for a hot one: ''pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą'', or dumplings with spinach and, um… celebration?
  
''Pierogi'', the delicious Polish stuffed and boiled dumplings, often go hand in hand with celebration, that's true. One kind, sauerkraut-and-mushroom ''pierogi'', is traditionally served at the Christmas Eve dinner. In fact, the very word ''"pierogi"'' comes from ''"*pirŭ"'', the Proto-Slavic term for a feast. Pierogi are a celebratory food ''par excellence''.  
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''Pierogi'', the delicious Polish stuffed and boiled dumplings, often go hand in hand with celebration, that's true. One kind, sauerkraut-and-mushroom ''pierogi'', is traditionally served at the Christmas Eve dinner. In fact, the very word ''"pierogi"'' comes from ''"*pirŭ"'', the Proto-Slavic term for a feast. ''Pierogi'' are a celebratory food ''par excellence''.  
  
 
But the spinach in our ''pierogi'' wasn't mixed with ''feta'', the Polish equivalent of a ''fête'', but with feta, the Greek brined cheese. Add some garlic and you're going to have a truly delightful ''pierogi'' filling. While not as classic as potato-and-cheese, ground-meat or mushroom-and-kraut varieties, spinach-filled ''pierogi'' are nonetheless both tasty and popular.  
 
But the spinach in our ''pierogi'' wasn't mixed with ''feta'', the Polish equivalent of a ''fête'', but with feta, the Greek brined cheese. Add some garlic and you're going to have a truly delightful ''pierogi'' filling. While not as classic as potato-and-cheese, ground-meat or mushroom-and-kraut varieties, spinach-filled ''pierogi'' are nonetheless both tasty and popular.  
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And, well, it could have been worse. After all, it's not only Polish businesses catering to English-speaking patrons that make translation mistakes; the same may happen to U.S. businesses selling supposedly Polish food to Polish Americans. Like the one that confused the Polish words ''"szpinak"'' ("spinach") and ''"spinacz"'' ("paper clip"). Office-supplies ''pierogi'', anyone?
 
And, well, it could have been worse. After all, it's not only Polish businesses catering to English-speaking patrons that make translation mistakes; the same may happen to U.S. businesses selling supposedly Polish food to Polish Americans. Like the one that confused the Polish words ''"szpinak"'' ("spinach") and ''"spinacz"'' ("paper clip"). Office-supplies ''pierogi'', anyone?
  
[[File:pierogi ze szpinakiem i feta posmakujto30.jpg|thumb|upright|Preparation of spinach–and–feta pierogi.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish culinary blog [https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/ Posmakujto].]]
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[[File:pierogi ze szpinakiem i feta posmakujto30.jpg|thumb|upright|Preparation of spinach-and-feta ''pierogi''.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish culinary blog [https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/ Posmakujto].]]
 
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Revision as of 18:33, 19 March 2022

On this first day of April, I'd like to propose a special dinner menu composed entirely of authentic Polish specialities. All of these dishes have been gleaned from actual English-language menus of various restaurants across Poland. Enjoy!


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Oops, it looks like someone used a machine translator to render the Polish menu into English. Believe it or not, even some relatively upscale restaurateurs do this without even having the menu proof-read by someone who actually speaks English. The results are sometimes hilarious, sometimes just confusing, and some are downright off-putting to any visiting foreign tourist. Again, all of the mistranslations above found their way into actual restaurant menus (though never all at once)!

So, have you figured out what they were supposed to mean? You can type your guesses as comments to this Facebook post. Unless you speak Polish, of course, then you don't need to guess.

And if you're ready to see the correct answers, click "Show actual meanings" below!

Follow the Japanese

For real

Let's start with where the confusion came from. The Polish word "śledź" (pronounced: shletch) is the imperative mood of the verb "śledzić", meaning "to follow", "to trace" or "to spy". But it's also got another, completely unrelated, meaning, which would be more fitting in this context: it's "herring". So a better translation of "śledź po japońsku" would have been "herring in the Japanese style". Now what the heck is that?

The Japanese-style herring is a very appetising appetiser that was quite popular in Communist Poland. The recipe largely boils down to wrapping a marinated herring fillet around a hard-boiled egg. Perhaps the idea of wrapping a piece of uncooked fish around something reminded someone of maki sushi rolls, giving rise to its association with Japanese cuisine? Otherwise, this Polish invention has about as much to do with Japan as Hawaiian pizza has to do with Hawaii.

The egg and the fish are typically arranged on a bed of canned green peas laced with mayo and decorated with slices of onions and pickles. The marriage of fishy, salty, sour and fatty flavours means that this simple hors d'œuvre pairs perfectly with a shot of cold neat vodka.

Japanese-style herrings by Mr. and Mrs. Straga
Ingredients (serves 5):
  • herring fillets – 100 g [3.5 oz]
  • onion – 100 g
  • eggs (5 each) – 250 g [8.8 oz]
  • mayonnaise – 100 g
  • green peas – 200 g [7 oz]
  • cucumbers, pickled or fresh – 50 g [1.8 oz]
  • ground paprika
  • sugar to taste
  • 6% vinegar

Hard-boil and peel the eggs. Strain the peas. Slice the onion and the cucumbers. Mix the peas with some of the mayonnaise and arrange it on a platter or little plates for individual helpings. Wrap the eggs in herring fillets and place on the bed of peas. Decorate with onion slices powdered with paprika, cucumber slices and squirts of mayonnaise. A single helping should weigh 100 g [3.5 oz], including 20 g [0.7 oz] of herring.

Krystyna Flis, Aleksandra Procner: Technologia gastronomiczna z towaroznawstwem, cz. 3, Warszawa: Wydawnictwa Szkolne i Pedagogiczne, 2009, p. 88
Normatyw surowcowy na 5 porcji:
  • filety śledziowe – 100 g
  • cebula – 100 g
  • jaja (5 szt.) – 250 g
  • majonez – 100 g
  • groszek zielony – 200 g
  • ogórek kwaszony lub świeży – 50 g
  • papryka
  • cukier do smaku
  • ocet 6-procentowy

Jaja ugotować na twardo, obrać. Groszek odcedzić, odsączyć. Cebulę i ogórki pokrajać w krążki. Groszek wymieszać z częścią majonezu i ułożyć z niego podstawę na półmisku lub jednoporcjowo na talerzykach. Jaja owinąć filetami śledziowymi, ustawić na postumencie z groszku. Udekorować krążkami cebuli oprószonej papryką, plastrami ogórka oraz oszprycować majonezem. Porcja potrawy powinna ważyć 100 g, w tym śledź 20 g.


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Normatyw surowcowy na 5 porcji:
  • filety śledziowe – 100 g
  • cebula – 100 g
  • jaja (5 szt.) – 250 g
  • majonez – 100 g
  • groszek zielony – 200 g
  • ogórek kwaszony lub świeży – 50 g
  • papryka
  • cukier do smaku
  • ocet 6-procentowy

Jaja ugotować na twardo, obrać. Groszek odcedzić, odsączyć. Cebulę i ogórki pokrajać w krążki. Groszek wymieszać z częścią majonezu i ułożyć z niego podstawę na półmisku lub jednoporcjowo na talerzykach. Jaja owinąć filetami śledziowymi, ustawić na postumencie z groszku. Udekorować krążkami cebuli oprószonej papryką, plastrami ogórka oraz oszprycować majonezem. Porcja potrawy powinna ważyć 100 g, w tym śledź 20 g.

Dumplings with Spinach and Celebration

A tray of frozen "potato and paper clip" pierogi (according to the label on white-and-red background)

After the cold starter it's time for a hot one: pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą, or dumplings with spinach and, um… celebration?

Pierogi, the delicious Polish stuffed and boiled dumplings, often go hand in hand with celebration, that's true. One kind, sauerkraut-and-mushroom pierogi, is traditionally served at the Christmas Eve dinner. In fact, the very word "pierogi" comes from "*pirŭ", the Proto-Slavic term for a feast. Pierogi are a celebratory food par excellence.

But the spinach in our pierogi wasn't mixed with feta, the Polish equivalent of a fête, but with feta, the Greek brined cheese. Add some garlic and you're going to have a truly delightful pierogi filling. While not as classic as potato-and-cheese, ground-meat or mushroom-and-kraut varieties, spinach-filled pierogi are nonetheless both tasty and popular.

And, well, it could have been worse. After all, it's not only Polish businesses catering to English-speaking patrons that make translation mistakes; the same may happen to U.S. businesses selling supposedly Polish food to Polish Americans. Like the one that confused the Polish words "szpinak" ("spinach") and "spinacz" ("paper clip"). Office-supplies pierogi, anyone?

Preparation of spinach-and-feta pierogi.
Recipe and picture from the Polish culinary blog Posmakujto.
Ingredients:
  • 300 g [1¼ cups] wheat flower
  • 200 ml [¾ cup] hot water
  • half tsp salt
  • 2 tbsp rapeseed oil

For the filling:

  • 500 g [18 oz] fresh spinach
  • 100 g [3.5 oz] feta cheese
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • salt, pepper

To make the dough:
Sift flour, add salt and mix. Add hot water and oil, mix with a spoon until the ingredients combine. Transfer the dough onto the kitchen top and knead until it is smooth and flexible (add a little more flour, if necessary). Roll the dough out on a floured top and cut circular pockets with a glass. […]

To make the filling:

Remove the thicker stems from the leaves and wash the leaves. Press the garlic. Heat olive oil in a pan, add the garlic and sauté on low fire for no more than one minute. Add the spinach, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Continue frying until all the leaves become wilted and the water evaporates. Drain in a sieve and set aside to cool. […] Transfer onto a board and chop finely. The put the spinach into a bowl, add feta cheese crushed between your fingers and mix well. […] Place filling inside the pockets, seal well and set aside onto a floured kitchen towel. Drop the dumplings into boiling salted water. Continue cooking for 1–2 minutes after they have floated up to the surface.

Pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą, in: Posmakujto, 20 March 2019, own translation
Składniki:
  • 300 g mąki pszennej (2 szklanki)
  • 200 ml gorącej wody (3/4 szklanki)
  • ½ łyżeczki soli
  • 2 łyżki oleju

Farsz:

  • 500 g świeżego szpinaku
  • 100 g sera typu feta
  • 2 ząbki czosnku
  • 2 łyżki oliwy
  • sól, pieprz

Jak zrobić ciasto na pierogi:
Mąkę przesiać do miski, dodać sól, wymieszać. Wlać gorącą wodę i olej, mieszać łyżką aż składniki się połączą. Wówczas przełożyć ciasto na blat i wyrabiać aż będzie gładkie i elastyczne (w razie potrzeby podsypać niewielką ilością mąki). Rozwałkować na podsypanym mąką blacie. Wycinać kółka małą szklanką. […]

Jak zrobić pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą:
Grube łodyżki oderwać od liści, liście przepłukać. Czosnek obrać i wycisnąć przez praskę. Na patelni rozgrzać oliwę, dodać czosnek, smażyć na niedużym ogniu przez 1 minutę. Dodać szpinak, oprószyć solą i pieprzem. Smażyć aż wszystkie liście zwiędną a woda odparuje. Przełożyć na sito i odstawić do odsączenia i wystygnięcia. […] Wystudzony przełożyć na deskę i pokroić na mniejsze kawałki. Następnie przełożyć do miski, dodać rozdrobnioną między palcami fetę, wymieszać. […] Nakładać farsz, dokładnie zlepiać brzegi i układać na blacie podsypanym mąką. Wrzucać do gotującego się, osolonego wrzątku. Gotować przez 1–2 minuty od momentu wypłynięcia.


Original text:
Składniki:
  • 300 g mąki pszennej (2 szklanki)
  • 200 ml gorącej wody (3/4 szklanki)
  • ½ łyżeczki soli
  • 2 łyżki oleju

Farsz:

  • 500 g świeżego szpinaku
  • 100 g sera typu feta
  • 2 ząbki czosnku
  • 2 łyżki oliwy
  • sól, pieprz

Jak zrobić ciasto na pierogi:
Mąkę przesiać do miski, dodać sól, wymieszać. Wlać gorącą wodę i olej, mieszać łyżką aż składniki się połączą. Wówczas przełożyć ciasto na blat i wyrabiać aż będzie gładkie i elastyczne (w razie potrzeby podsypać niewielką ilością mąki). Rozwałkować na podsypanym mąką blacie. Wycinać kółka małą szklanką. […]

Jak zrobić pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą:
Grube łodyżki oderwać od liści, liście przepłukać. Czosnek obrać i wycisnąć przez praskę. Na patelni rozgrzać oliwę, dodać czosnek, smażyć na niedużym ogniu przez 1 minutę. Dodać szpinak, oprószyć solą i pieprzem. Smażyć aż wszystkie liście zwiędną a woda odparuje. Przełożyć na sito i odstawić do odsączenia i wystygnięcia. […] Wystudzony przełożyć na deskę i pokroić na mniejsze kawałki. Następnie przełożyć do miski, dodać rozdrobnioną między palcami fetę, wymieszać. […] Nakładać farsz, dokładnie zlepiać brzegi i układać na blacie podsypanym mąką. Wrzucać do gotującego się, osolonego wrzątku. Gotować przez 1–2 minuty od momentu wypłynięcia.

Cervical Cancer Soup

An authentic cancerous example: cervical cancer carpaccio

No Polish dinner is complete without a bowl of soup, so now, after we've had the starters, what would you say to the exquisite 19th-century Polish delicacy known as cervical cancer soup? Wait, what?

A British tourist in Poznań who once found another "cervical cancer" dish on the menu had this to say about the experience:

No one I know has had cervical cancer, but I can imagine that if it had been seen by somebody else, they might have been well upset. As it was, I quickly lost my appetite; the meaning doesn’t exactly encourage you to order anything, does it?
— Owen Durray, quoted in: [2]
Cervical cancer crayfish soup is a 19th-century Polish classic.

The restaurant's spokesperson said they would be "having a word with [their] translator". By which, I suppose, they meant they would be trying to hold a conversation with Google Translate.

Let's see what happened here step by step. The original Polish name for the key ingredient is "szyjki rakowe" (pronounced: shiy·kee Rah·kaw·veh). "Szyjki" could be literally translated as "little necks", but in this case it refers to crayfish tails (which, technically, are neither tails nor necks, but abdomina). "Rak", the Polish word for crayfish, is also used for most of the things which the English language refers to by the Latin word for "crab", that is, "cancer" – such as the Zodiac sign and, yes, the disease too. And specifically, "rak szyjki macicy", or "cancer of the neck of the womb", is the Polish medical term for cervical cancer. "Szyjki rakowe" and "rak szyjki" may look and sound similar, but the difference in meaning is that between delicious and disgusting.

In any case, if you haven't sampled crayfish soup, then you definitely should give this classic Polish dish a try! Throwing the poor crustaceans live into boiling water may seem cruel, but it's actually the most humane way of killing them as they die instantly.

  • 1 litre [0.2 gallon] poultry broth […]
  • 2 kg [4.4 lb] crayfish
  • 250 ml [1 cup] sour cream
  • 3–4 tbsp rice
  • 1 bunch dill
  • 50 g [1.8 oz] almonds
  • 2 yolks
  • salt, pepper […]

Wash and brush the crayfish thoroughly, throw them live into boiling water with salt and dill. Cook under cover for 6 minutes. The crayfish will turn deep red during cooking. Once cooked and chilled, scoop out the meat. […] Bleach almonds with boiling water and remove the skins. Wash rice, cover with boiling water and cook until tender, then strain and place in the poultry broth. Add the crayfish meat, almonds, cream and bring to boil, then mix in the yolks, chopped dill and season to taste.

Maciej Kuroń: Kuchnia polska: Kuchnia rzeczypospolitej wielu narodów, Jacek Sanatorski, 2004, p. 210, own translation
  • 1 l wywaru z drobiu […]
  • 2 kg raków
  • 250 ml śmietany
  • 3–4 łyżki ryżu
  • pęczek koperku
  • 50 g migdałów
  • 2 żółtka
  • sól, pieprz […]

Raki szorujemy szczoteczką i bardzo dokładnie myjemy, wrzucamy je żywe do wrzątku, do którego dajemy sól i koperek. Gotujemy je pod przykryciem 6 minut. W trakcie gotowania raki zmieniają kolor na intensywnie czerwony. Po ugotowaniu i ostudzeniu wyjmujemy z nich mięso. […] Migdały sparzamy wrzątkiem i obieramy ze skórki. Ryż płuczemy, zalewamy wrzątkiem i gotujemy. Gdy jest miękki, odcedzamy go i wrzucamy do wywaru z drobiu. Dodajemy pokrojone mięso z raków, migdały, śmietanę i gotujemy, mieszamy z żółtkami, posiekanym koperkiem i doprawiamy do smaku.


Original text:
  • 1 l wywaru z drobiu […]
  • 2 kg raków
  • 250 ml śmietany
  • 3–4 łyżki ryżu
  • pęczek koperku
  • 50 g migdałów
  • 2 żółtka
  • sól, pieprz […]

Raki szorujemy szczoteczką i bardzo dokładnie myjemy, wrzucamy je żywe do wrzątku, do którego dajemy sól i koperek. Gotujemy je pod przykryciem 6 minut. W trakcie gotowania raki zmieniają kolor na intensywnie czerwony. Po ugotowaniu i ostudzeniu wyjmujemy z nich mięso. […] Migdały sparzamy wrzątkiem i obieramy ze skórki. Ryż płuczemy, zalewamy wrzątkiem i gotujemy. Gdy jest miękki, odcedzamy go i wrzucamy do wywaru z drobiu. Dodajemy pokrojone mięso z raków, migdały, śmietanę i gotujemy, mieszamy z żółtkami, posiekanym koperkiem i doprawiamy do smaku.

Denmark from Chicken

Something is rotten in this bilingual menu from a Chinese restaurant in Poland

Is this some kind of Nordic version of chicken Kiev? Not really. You see, "Dania" (with capital D) is the Polish name for the country of Denmark. But "dania" (with lower-case D and a marginally different pronunciation) is the Polish word for dishes or courses. So "dania z kurczaka" is not so much a single preparation as it's the title of a whole section of a menu, devoted to chicken dishes in general. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with the state of Denmark.

I suppose you still expect a recipe, though, don't you? Okay, so let's pick what is perhaps the most Polish chicken dish you can find, which is the kurczę pieczone po polsku, or liver-stuffed roasted chicken in the Polish style.

A liver-stuffed roasted chicken is one of the classic Denmark Polish dishes made from this kind of bird. [1]
[Przepis na kurczę po polsku]

Buckwheat with Cocks Sauce

Cocks's Reading Sauce advertisement

This one sounds intriguing, doesn't it? Some older folks in England might remember Cocks's Reading Sauce. And no, it wasn't used to make reading about cocks more enjoyable. It was a brand of fish sauce produced in the Berkshire town of Reading by a fishmonger whose name was James Cocks (and his heirs after him). First marketed in 1802, it was made from fermented anchovies, walnut ketchup, mushroom ketchup, soy sauce, salt, garlic and chilli peppers[1] (see my older post for more about the intertwined histories of ketchup and fish sauce). It was soon followed by and for decades competed with similar sauces, also sold in small bottles with orange labels, like the now more famous Worcestershire sauce. But eventually, the production of Reading sauce ended in 1962.[2] So it's unlikely that this is the sauce that was meant by the menu I once saw in one Polish roadside inn. Besides, while Cocks's condiment was advertised to go well with "game, wild fowl, hashes, rump steaks and cold meat",[3] it was never known to be put on heaps of boiled buckwheat.

Back to square one then. A better explanation would be that the "cocks sauce" in the menu was a result of mistranslation. The English word "cocks" has multiple meanings and so do the Polish terms "kury" and "kurki" (pronounced: koo·Rih, kooR·kee). The primary meaning of "cocks" is "male domestic fowl", also known as "cockerels" or "roosters". In modern Polish, "kury" refers to hens, but a few centuries ago it meant "roosters" instead. So was the sauce made from the meat of cockerels? Well, no.

Kurki: which could they mean?

Among the many different meanings of the English "cock", the vulgar term for the male member is particularly well known. The rooster has been a symbol of male virility in many cultures. Among Slavic languages, Bulgarian makes the same association, with "kur" referring to both the cocky bird and a man's cock ("patka" – literally, "duck" – is another vulgar Bulgarian word for the latter, which makes Bulgarians laugh every time they hear "kuropatka" – which means "partridge" in Russian and "cock-dick" in Bulgarian; gotta love these Slavic false friends). "Kur" also gave rise to the vulgar word for a prostitute (a woman whose job involves handling penes) in all Slavic languages, including Polish. But I digress; the sauce definitely wasn't made from phalli!

Besides, the Polish word was "kurki", a diminutive form of "kury". Depending on the context, it could mean freshly hatched chickens, weathercocks, stopcocks,… But none of these seem to fit into the culinary sphere. So what does?

Chanterelles. Small, peppery, trumpet-shaped mushrooms. Their bright yellow colour might remind you of chicks, which explains why "kurki" is the common Polish name for them (see this older post for more about Polish forest mushrooms). So there you have it: buckwheat with chanterelle sauce.

The recipe and the photograph below come from the Polish-language cooking blog Trzeci Talerz (Third Plate).

Buckwheat with cocks chanterelle sauce
  • 200 g [7 oz] buckwheat
  • 250 g [9 oz] chanterelles
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 2 tbsp butter
  • 200 g [7 oz] thick cream
  • 500 ml [2 cups] stock (cooked from meat, bones and soup greens)
  • pepper, salt
  • 1 tbsp wheat flour (optional)
  • parlsey

Slice garlic cloves and sauté them in butter, then add chopped chanterelles. Add stock and stew the mixture on low fire for about 30 minutes. Blend in cream, which you may first mix with flour to make the sauce thicker. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook for a few more minutes. Boil buckwheat in salted water […] Serve doused with the sauce and sprinkled with chopped parsley.

Kasza gryczana z kurkami – kuchnia podkarpacka, in: Trzeci Talerz: Podkarpacki blog kulinarny, 2018, own translation
  • 200 g kaszy gryczanej
  • 250 g kurek
  • 3 ząbki czosnku
  • 2 łyżki masła
  • 200 g gęstej śmietany
  • 500 ml wywar z rosołu – bulionu (włoszczyzna, mięso z kością)
  • pieprz, sól
  • 1 czubata łyżka mąki pszennej do zagęszczenia (opcjonalnie)
  • natka pietruszki do dekoracji

Czosnek kroimy w plasterki i chwilkę dusimy go na maśle, po czym dodajemy pokrojone kurki. Dolewamy wywar rosołowy i dusimy na małym ogniu około 30 minut. Zaprawiamy śmietaną, którą można wymieszać z mąką, by sos był bardziej zawiesisty. Dodajemy sól i pieprz do smaku. Gotujemy kilka minut. Kaszę gotujemy w posolonej wodzie […] Podajemy ją polaną sosem i posypaną posiekaną natką pietruszki.


Original text:
  • 200 g kaszy gryczanej
  • 250 g kurek
  • 3 ząbki czosnku
  • 2 łyżki masła
  • 200 g gęstej śmietany
  • 500 ml wywar z rosołu – bulionu (włoszczyzna, mięso z kością)
  • pieprz, sól
  • 1 czubata łyżka mąki pszennej do zagęszczenia (opcjonalnie)
  • natka pietruszki do dekoracji

Czosnek kroimy w plasterki i chwilkę dusimy go na maśle, po czym dodajemy pokrojone kurki. Dolewamy wywar rosołowy i dusimy na małym ogniu około 30 minut. Zaprawiamy śmietaną, którą można wymieszać z mąką, by sos był bardziej zawiesisty. Dodajemy sól i pieprz do smaku. Gotujemy kilka minut. Kaszę gotujemy w posolonej wodzie […] Podajemy ją polaną sosem i posypaną posiekaną natką pietruszki.

Ice Cream with Barrister

Would you like your lawyer to come along with your order of ice cream? If not, then don't worry; this is just another botched translation. The original Polish phrase is "lody z adwokatem", where "adwokat" (pronounced: ahd·vaw·kaht) is the word that threw the machine translator off. In one sense, it does refer to a lawyer that advocates your case in a court of law, coming from the Latin word "advocatus", "the one who has been called to one's aid".

But in this case, "adwokat" is just a Polonised spelling of the Dutch "advocaat", which refers to a sweet, smooth, custardy yellow drink made from yolks, sugar and alcohol. Nobody really knows why this egg liqueur is called that. One hypothesis says it was Dutch lawyers' beverage of choice. But there's a more curious one, if not necessarily more plausible, that the drink ultimately comes from a Native American word for testicles.

When Dutch sailors found [the avocado], they found out that “ahuacatl” in the Nahuatl language means “testicles” because they often grew in pairs on the trees and looked like pairs of testicles hanging off the branch. Being cheeky, they decided that they'd tell the people back home that they were called “avocaat”, which was similar to the word for lawyer. Hence we get the drink Advocaat, which was originally made with avocados by Dutch settlers in Recife.
CB27: The pope's testicles…, in: Quite Interesting, 21 July 2008

And that's a very nice theory, especially for April Fool's. Does the word for avocado comes from the Nahuatl word for testicles? No, but the reverse may have been true: male Nahuatl speakers may have used their word for avocado as euphemism for their balls – just like some English speakers calls them "nuts" and Polish speakers call them "eggs" ("jaja"). What were Dutch settlers doing in Brazil? Trying to colonise it, of course, but only during the first half of the 17th century, before they were kicked out by the Portuguese in 1654. Okay, but is it true that, while they were in Brazil (or "New Holland", as they called it), they enjoyed a drink made from "avocado […] pulp, cane sugar, and rum", and replaced the avocado with egg yolks once they were back in Europe? That's unlikely, because avocado is native to Mexico and it cultivation was only introduced in Brazil at the beginning of the 19th century, long after the Dutch


a Native American drink made from avocado pulp, cane sugar and rum. It found favour with the Dutch who attempted to colonise Brazil (or "New Holland", as they called it) during the first half of the 17th century. When they lost Brazil to the Portuguese in 1654, they brought the recipe back with them to the Netherlands, where they replaced the avocado with yolks – more obtainable in Europe, but similar in texture. If this is true, then avocaat has nothing to do with lawyers; it would ultimately derive from the Nahuatl word "āhuacatl", which is said to have originally meant "testicles" and , which the Spaniards adopted as "aguacate", and then other Europeans assimilated into their own languages as "avocat", "avocado", "awokado" or "advocaat".

Lody z adwokatem

Apple Pie Guilty

Jabłko w cieście winnym

References

  1. T.A.B. Corley: The Celebrated Reading Sauce: Charles Cocks & Co. Ltd. 1789–1962, in: Berkshire Archaeological Journal, 70, 1979–80, p. 101
  2. Reading Sauce, in: Glyn Hughes: Foods of England
  3. Sauce, in: Stuart Hylton: A–Z of Reading: Places–People–History, Amberley Publishing Limited, 2017, illustration

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